Schedule of finesHousehold use
The Swear Jar
A ledger for anyone in the house who calls them chickpeas. Entries are kept on this device.
| Offence | Fine |
|---|---|
| At the table | $0.25 |
| While reading a label aloud | $0.10 |
| In a restaurant order | $0.50 |
| On purpose, to get a reaction | $1.00 |
Report an Offence
The Ledger
No offences on record. The bureau is cautiously pleased.
| Date | Offender | Fine |
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